29 Punny Memes That'll Excite Your Inner Dad

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Ada Elder
Oct 22, 2018 1:00 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Milkshake - am Life is meaningless depressed Tongues are STINKY You haven't really accomplished anything TONGUE DEPRESSORS, The average tongue is only 3 inches long Think about all of the things you've licked BB You're all alone No one cares in the mouth about tongues
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  • 02
    Text - F'm HAVIN A BREAKDOWN YOU'LL BE Ok AGGttHH of OK
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    People - Blind Date
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    Text - People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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    Clothing - UNDSAUJOGANDS
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    Insect - You can tell if ant's gender by putting it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
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  • 07
    Cat - WHAT'S IT CALLED WHENACAT MEOWS FOR FOODWHENTHEIR BOWLIS HALF-FULL SHOKO FAKE MEWS
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  • 08
    Military - Are you on the move or are you stationary? U.S. AIR FORCE THE SMITRS BadtasteBB M De MANT TRANES WE ARE STATIONERY SIR!
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  • 09
    Surfing - Wipe Why pout? out. BB
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    Cartoon - "If you squint, you can see Uranus!"
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    People - Oh yeah?rlatizo 20t0rlqtieogsb Thad a brush with 200//200 the law today otordei ТяЯ AIT BadtasteBB Colga oteb ADVANCH
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  • 12
    Text - My favorite color is purple. I like it more than blue and red combined
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  • 13
    Text - A MAN SUED AN AIRLINE COMPANY AFTER IT LOST HIS LUGGAGE. SADLY, HE LOST HIS CASE
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  • 14
    Cartoon - YEAH, TECH SUPPORT? I THINK THE SERVER IS DOWN OK. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT TECH SUPPORT DON'T BE DOWN, SERVER WE ALL THINK YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, AND EVERYONE LIKES YOU. PAT suRT WRITTEN BY @ RAPHCOMICS ART BY OePROLIFICPENCOMICS
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  • 15
    Text - I do lots of vasectomies... That must take a lot of balls BB
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  • 16
    Drink - I'm gonna talk to my crush Do it Неу BB Crush orange 12 RESIO
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  • 17
    Text - I'd like to open an account. Who cares? Interest-Free Banking Josblogs
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  • 18
    Text - My father and Iwere leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase I said "don't forget your Baghdad."
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    Design - Who's going to wash the dishes later? Let's draw straws BadtasteBB
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  • 20
    Cartoon - Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
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  • 21
    Text - What's Iron Man without the suit? Stark naked.
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  • 22
    Font - I've just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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  • 23
    Text - Overall, l'd say this date went really well Thanks BB
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  • 24
    Chair - Chearth Chair Chwater Chfire
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    Cuisine - OPRESENTU THE WURST-CASE SCENARIO
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  • 26
    Dog breed - Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs
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    Standing - Human Being Human Been
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  • 28
    Text - GIRLS MEANGIRLS GIRLS= -1 n GIRLS MEDIANGIRLS BR+1. GIRLS MODE GIRLS GIRLS-GIRLS +h 2GIRLS-GIRLS,-GIRLS 5.)
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    Room - I'm sick of your I'm Sorry! games THE CAREOSWEET BEVENCE SORRY! SOPRY BB
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